things you don't want to hear during surgery

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things you don't want to hear during surgery

Post by cymbalta on Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:31 am

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
9. "Damn, there go the lights again...."
10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two."
11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"


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Re: things you don't want to hear during surgery

Post by The Dream on Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:04 pm

12. "Was that there before?"
13. "Has anyone seen the... oh crap, last time I saw it I was using it on his stomach."
14. "I heard this guy needed his foot removed because a bowling ball fell on it. Oh crap, wrong patient, I just removed this guy's perfectly fine foot."

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Re: things you don't want to hear during surgery

Post by cymbalta on Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:23 pm

lol thanks for the extention to that!

i like

"was that there before?"

rotfl!

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Re: things you don't want to hear during surgery

Post by kja888 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:58 pm

Hahaha, I, sure was lucky never heard any of those.

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