10 things good about having the flu

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10 things good about having the flu

Post by cymbalta on Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:36 am

10. No one wants to come near you.

9. You can legally take sedatives.

8. You realize guests on daytime talk shows have worse lives than you
do.

7. You get away with being rude, obnoxious and surly.

6. You can smell like a baboon's butt and nobody complains.

5. You can shlep about the house unwashed and in your housecoat all
day.

4. No matter how bad you feel, it's still better than how you felt
after last month's tequila 'n' gin party.

3. Star Trek re-runs.

2. Your dog is allowed on the bed.

1. You get to pass the virus on to those you really dislike.


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